Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Master Cleanse!

http://themastercleanse.org/

* Laxatives (to create Daily Detox Bowel Movements) - 3 to 5 herbal tablets before bed
* Sea Salt (for The Salt Water Flush) - 2 tsp. in 1 liter of water in the morning plus an hour
* Hand Juicers or Electric Juicers
* Teaspoon and Tablespoon Measures
* Naturally Non-caffeinated Herbal Teas (the only cheating allowed)
* Bio-Metric Measures (scales, ph-testers, body fat measures, and other devices to measure the results of your cleanse)
* Journals (to document the process, emotions, challenges and triumphs during the Master Cleanse

Lemonade Diet Ingredients - Take 6 to 12 times per day

Mix each of the following lemonade diet ingredients into a large glass:

Ok now listen, some editing has to happen here, because ...

6 glasses of "Lemonade Diet" cleanse here is 670 calories! 176.6 grams of carbs!

Holy shit! No wonder I didn't lose much weight on it last time.

Well I'll do the laxatives, 3 glasses of the drink per day, and the saltwater flush in the morning, plus lots of water in small doses through the day. I need to not drink too much at a time because I need my stomach itself to shrink too.

ttyl lovies! There's a storm rolling in today! I love storms!

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